Tuesday, September 7, 2010

C'Mon BRObama!

BarstoolSports - Left to right – Princess Letizia of Spain, French first lady Carla Bruni and, Michelle Obama.

So one of my favorite sites, Barstool Sports posts this picture earlier today and I couldn't be more crushed. I mean we have the best looking President since John Quincy in the office and he's strolling around with freaking Patrick Ewing, thinking everything is fine. I have seen a couple look this lopsided since Tiny and TI, he can just do wayyy better. Especially now since we have Princess Sweet Ass of Spain and honey bunches of France just wrecking it like they are. Then there is Putin just going all Paul Bunyan over everyone's ass and Silvio Berlusconi putting death curses on other world leaders. This is what Glenn Beck cries about every night. We do need to restore America to greatness and it starts with fixing up the First Lady. Now, we obviously can't just go ahead and Swan her ass, we need to just get rid of her. Ever seen the American President? Yah, she needs to not be there anymore leading the way for a smart sophisticated young woman to come in and sweep him off his feet. Someone like female-Hillary Swank. Let's get it done and bring back America.

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