So you are sitting at the game, trying to watch your miserable Astro's fail... again. And your girlfriend is sitting next to you bitching about how she's afraid she is gonna get drilled by a foul ball. Well karma is a bitch, honey, because here comes the closest thing to a home run Houston has seen in weeks- and it's coming right for your precious little arm.
Boyfriends blasts out of his seat, says "Fuck this Noise," and bolts. Not only that, he retrieves the ball and keeps it. Bravo, sir! Bravo. Make sure she knows who boss in this relationship. Just when she thinks she can get away with bitching during the ball game... God comes down and blasts a karma load all over her. Let this be a lesson to all the ladies out there.