Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Great Advice is Hard to Come By

This is the classic, 'ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer' scenario. Betcha this lady didn't have gas in her car. You know, ever since we started letting women protest, peacefully assemble and speak.... its been nothing but bad news. First we let them complain, then vote, then work with us for competitive wages and now they can drive?!? Next thing you know they'd be bitching about how I can't sleep with my 19 year old slampiece neighbor.

You thought by marrying me at 22 that I'd be hanging up my cock for good? Think again sweetie. Why, you ask? To quote the great wordsmith, Sir Kid Rock, because she's half your age and twice as hot. This advice guy is just sticking up for his fellow bro. It's guy code. Because there are so few truths in this world: The Yankees will always suck, Beer is always good best cold, whiskey is meant to be ordered in five-finger increments, women shouldn't drive, and a man will always hide his bro's affairs with neighbors. 'Nuff said.

PS... "Men shouldn't write advice columns?" Sure, we shouldn't; let's just spend our time writing facts and advancing civilization, as we've done for thousands of years. Enjoy your extra-x chromosome ladies, now make me a sandwich.


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