NBC - A flight attendant ran out of patience on a plane that just landed at JFK on Monday afternoon, so he allegedly cursed a blue streak over the p.a. system, grabbed some beers, pulled the emergency chute, slid down and ran from the plane, sources said.......Following a heated exchange, the flight attendant told off the entire plane on the public address system, activated an emergency chute near the back of the plane and jumped down the evacuation slide and ran for it.
See, not all flight attendants are weirdos who like to lean over you to get their rocks off. Some are just bro's. And this gentleman certainly is a bro. Having a bad day dealing with dickhole customers? What better way to cure those blues than to grab a couple brewdogs, yell at all the passengers, pull the emergency chute and bolt?
I want to party with this dude. Want to get your luggage early, bitch? No! Sit the fuck down, we're still fucking taxiing. Oh, you gotta problem with that, I'm fucking outta here. But before I go I'm taking a couple road beers. Still got issues? Next time... I'm taking the fucking captain too. Pour one out to this great American. Scarface.... tell 'em how it is!