Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Am I Really the Only One Who Puked When This Montana Fishburne Story Broke?

I can't be the only one here who is utterly repulsed by this thing, right? I just cant be. Montana Fishburne, in case you've been living under your parents bed for the past few weeks, is going to be starring in a porn film after being a prostitute for a while. Not crazy news, everybody does that. What is gross, is that she looks just like her dad, Laurence Fishburne. Hmmm, Larry Fishburne is a awkwardly faced individual... what would he look like as a girl? Montana? FUCK NO! If I made a list of the last things I would want to think of, never mind look at whilst taking the Midnight Express to Pound Town, it would be Morpheus's hideously deformed mug.

Anyway, other than being completely disgusted by this thing, I am almost more disgusted that America didn't have a collective "oh my god, I just puked in my mouth" moment. So, the first person to bag this hideous creature (by that I mean throw a trash bag over her head and hold firmly), will get a free t-shirt courtesy of six six. So, clean that puke off your keyboard and get out there. Let's get this done.

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