Yes, this is what sixsix looks like with his shirt off.
Laser Show. Relax.
Exercise is for the naturally weak.... the ones Darwin left behind. Drinking excessively every night with a complete disregard for societal rules and doing whatever we please is not only American, its exactly the next step in human evolution. So screw you, all you evolutionary stragglers with your exercise and your sobriety and your ivory towers and your VH1. I'm not sorry that I was blessed with this incredible bod, completely impervious to nights of alarmingly excessive drinking and eating what I damn well please. Enjoy the gym. Have fun crying on the treadmill tonight because nobody will fuck a pansy. I'll be on the fratio with a fresh brewdog and a double cheeseburger.
Sorry For Partying defined: the act of apologizing for having an awesome time; in no situation does this saying not apply. Of course, anyone with half a brain will realize this is a sarcastic apology, and we only say it to placate those who are less enthusiastic than we are about anything that falls under the general category of "partying."