Friday, July 30, 2010

June Tweets

Hello Everyone,

I hope you're all enjoying the fine work of our newest blogger, sixsix. He'll be with us for the foreseeable future, impressing you with his wit and insights into the Way Things Are. For now, here are all the unapologetic Tweets from June. Enjoy!

(Toilet) flush-apalooza; must be 18 to participate: http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/news/story?id=5239056 @BroBible @johnjvoci #SFP #flush
1:52 PM Jun 1st
@BarstoolBoston 3rd Miami Of Ohio Sorority Suspended In As Many Weeks For Acting Like Sluts http://ht.ly/17AvIhBritish lotto winner blows entire jackpot on crack, cars, and whores in under a decade: http://bit.ly/dk6bh9 @BarstoolBoston @Brobible #SFP
12:32 PM Jun 2nd
Behold, world! The P-Mate (yes this is a real thing): http://www.pmateusa.com/home.html Share between #everlastingfriends @BarstoolBostonDrunk driver goes "all General Lee" through/over tollbooth... then tries to drive away. Pics and video: http://bit.ly/cUCeat #SFP @jaeDC
RT@Brobible A Legend Takes the Crown as the Bro of the Week @ http://www.brobible.com/node/13158403
The movement has been hijacked by idiots: http://mylifeisbro.com/ This site is awful and so #NOTBRO @BroBible @brosicingbros #SFP
4:49 PM June 7th
GeoDaSilva wants to do you like a truck: http://bit.ly/m9T6a #crazyeuropeans #worstvideoever @sbenkov @Dolski28 @johnjvoci @jaeDC #SFPPhillies fans in the news again; even little kids are getting drunk at Citizens Bank: http://bit.ly/daDxnB @BroBible @WafflesMcButter #SFP
3:26 PM June 8th
More Philly shenanigans; whore had "Phillies Fever" (old news but still funny): http://bit.ly/2nISqr @epgoodwinjr #SFP"Their Dangerous Swagger" Bros-in-training run fantasy slampiece draft, parents bro-hate: http://nyti.ms/bXjxpn WTF @nytimes @BroBible #SFP
2:02 PM June 9th
Another article on #brosicingbros, this one in the venerable @nytimes http://nyti.ms/aOO11b @brosicingbros #BestFuckingGameEver #SFPWorld Cup refs take crash course in cursing in preparation for USA-England match: http://bit.ly/clNe6q @BroBible #FuckingWayneRooney #SFP
11:16 AM June 10th
Japan brings sexy back with bikini-jeans: http://bit.ly/3Cy7rO Just more evidence that us winning WWII should not be that surprising. #SFP
@BarstoolBoston Stool Public Service Announcement: Major Earthquake Warning Issued For California http://ht.ly/17GE4h
RT @breakcom America Rules England Sucks Video http://brk.to/8h2 #SFPBest police report EVER: http://bit.ly/bul9EZ You've got to admit there's some irony in this. @sbenkov @BroBible @WafflesMcButter #SFPInmate scores $300k for prison grope: http://bit.ly/dBL4YW #goo #SFP @jaeDC

RT@jaeDC may have found best ad ever? GW fights the English in Rev War in dodge Challenger (hey Brits enjoy remembering losing) http://bit.ly/bKpRva
BP spills coffee, crisis and chaos ensue: http://bit.ly/bwNNWw @BroBible @jaeDC #SFP #oilspill #oopsJimmy Dean, singer, sausage guy, old school bro dies at 81: http://bit.ly/bXOJjI He will be missed. @jaeDC #JimmyDean #sausage #SFPGod bless our troops... especially our snipers. #bumperstickerwisdom #usausausa @jaeDC @Dolski28 #SFPMad monk's member features huge in museum: http://bit.ly/cGJXBX #Rasputin @BroBible @WafflesMcButter #SFPBangher then Leever: http://bit.ly/9XLl75 #noexplanationneeded @BroBible @WafflesMcButter @TuckerMax @jaeDC #SFPThe ultimate American bad ass; dude arrested in Pakistan with sword, intent on decapitating Bin Laden: http://bit.ly/aVCQO2 @BroBible #SFPVIDEO: drunk hippie at #Bonnaroo falls over and pisses on himself and fellow concertgoers. Thanks for this gem @BarstoolBoston #SFPA run of greatness has ended... RIP @brosicingbros We will #ICE on in your memory. #brosicingbros #SFP
RT@huffingtonpost Jeremy London KIDNAPPED, Forced To Do Drugs At Gun Point http://huff.to/b6rO1rI'ma let you finish but... BZZZZZZ BZZZZZZ ZZZZ: http://bit.ly/b5DZMq #Kayne #vuvuzela #worldcup #SFP RT @thechive put a padlock on hipsters ears theCHIVE http://bit.ly/bozRQ7South African man beaten to death by wife and kids over World Cup game: http://es.pn/c2BCUS #gimmethedamnremote #worldcup #SFP @BroBible#Smirnoff is bro-hating, killed http://brosicingbros.com/ according to this report: http://bit.ly/90MRPD @brosicingbros @BroBible #SFP@TIME magazine dissects the brotesque antics of bros: http://bit.ly/bIhctf with shout-outs to @brosicingbros @BroBible @TuckerMax #SFPCrazed German assaults Hells Angels with a puppy, steals a bulldozer, then goes home: http://bit.ly/aYlr82 #SFPVIDEO: The best shotgun ever? http://bit.ly/adYhKZ I'd like to pick them up in my Swagger Wagon: http://bit.ly/auqskK Thanks @BarstoolBostonMan paints historic Atlanta mansion bright orange, uptight neighbors are sorry (pissed off): http://bit.ly/c1g4js @jaeDC #SFP #goodtasteWhat really happens on a "Cougar Cruise" http://bit.ly/aebQ2K courtesy of @USATODAY (It's not that surprising) @sbenkov #SFP #cougarBored at work? Play with this for awhile: http://hedburgh.com/quoter.php #SFP
RT@recklesskelly Sorry For Partying Music Fest is coming up July 3rd! Tickets are still available! Follow the link:... http://fb.me/AGTDwMjIvia @huffingtonpost: Man on pool float drifts out to sea, prompting Coast Guard rescue. USCG suspects he was drunk... http://huff.to/dCSTO6
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@BarstoolBoston Dude Gets Shot At Party.Keeps On Partying - KC.com Tracy Durham remembers hearing the pop. But the gunshot wound th... http://ht.ly/17S4vnThe Daily What http://bit.ly/bEyJv1 (The headline says it all). This lesbo was def not #SFPDrunk driver flips car, cracks beer while waiting for rescuers to arrive: http://bit.ly/bArKPO @jaeDC @BroBible @Deadspin #SFP$600 Looking for unique, open-minded female (to experiment with a pseudo-poly-amorous situation): http://bit.ly/bjw5E2 #craigslist #SFP"Barbaric!!" http://bit.ly/o6G1T R.I.P. Robert Byrd, you crazy old man. #makewayforliberty #SFP#KFC just ruined the #DoubleDown: http://bit.ly/9woxkY Next, they'll be painting the stripes on the American flag purple and gold. #WTF #SFP

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