Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Why Dogs Rule (And Cats Don't)

It is my hope that many of you enjoyed reading February's "The Pussy Manifesto" as much as we enjoyed writing it. Like everything else on this blog, it's all true and it's all useful. I recently came across the following piece on Barstool Sports Boston, (which, by the way, is one of the internet's true hidden gem), that altogether reinforces our original message from The Manifesto. I give you "This Is Why Dogs Rule" a touching and insightful story about the dedication of man's best friend. Rather than fuck it up by trying to add my own witty commentary, I simply offer the author's own:

Game, set, match dogs. You know if this was a fucking cat it would have been eating this guys eyeballs to stay alive. But not a dog. He’d rather starve to death then let his owner rot alone on the side of a road. Reminds me of one of my favorite quotes of all time….

“Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really.”

Thursday, April 15, 2010

March Tweets

Here are all the Tweets and links from March. Enjoy!

11 Things You Didn't Know About Natty Light: http://bit.ly/aFF7Lj #SFP @jaeDC @Dolski28 @TuckerMax SFP=Sorry for Peeing... on a power line. Oops: http://bit.ly/9uXb7d #SFP #ThatsSoAnnoying Sorry for burglarizing in the nude: http://bit.ly/aYKZKh Check out the dude's creepy mug shot grin #SFP @jaeDC @Dolski28 @brettshank "Minus 20% for Being a Loser" Finally a middle school teacher get's it right: http://bit.ly/9Qdo61 @jaeDC @phila_lawyer @dolski28 #SFP Cops pee in public, aren't sorry: http://bit.ly/c8Iv8Q Great commentary also. #SFP Australia seeks to ban small breasts in porn: http://bit.ly/ciUr1A I say bravo. #SFP #stpatricksday Types of Bitches (courtesy of a 3rd grader): http://andiamnotlying.com/2010/types-of-bitches/ #SFP #bitches @jaeDC
3:24 PM Mar 17th
America, Fuck Yeah! These pictures will give you patriotic wood: http://bit.ly/bVp5Tm #SFP #MarchMadness @TuckerMax @Dolski28
11:35 AM Mar 18th
Work jokes for your Friday: http://www.jokejam.com/work_jokes.htm Thanks to @stephenjreardon #SFP #TGIF
3:36 PM Mar 19th
Man breaks into jail, gets 15 years: http://bit.ly/b12WTE #Ohjustlikeme #ProofTheEducationalSystemInAmericaIsBroken #WTF #SFP
10:05 AM Mar 25th
Is it me or does this article contain some racist undertones? http://bit.ly/cDxYZj #elusivemonkey #SFP
10:18 AM Mar 25th
Athletes With Illegitimate Kids, The Comprehensive List: http://bit.ly/10EG9Z Some of these dudes are #notsorryforpartying #SFP
3:02 PM Mar 26th
New German beer to be named "Fucking Hell." No commentary needed: http://bit.ly/bUgdxI #SFP @jaeDC @TuckerMax
2:08 PM Mar 30th
Scarface School Play: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1931351 Hilarious, thanks @CollegeHumor #SFP
2:36 PM Mar 30th
"Cucumber in the rear was 'failed suicide bid'" http://bit.ly/avLxGZ Really, you couldn't think of a better way? #ijustwannaknowwhy #SFP
11:28 AM Mar 31st
"It's just a game Focker!" .. video of kid nailed in face by volleyball spike: http://bit.ly/baz1Jc
3:21 PM Mar 31st