Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Spirit Airlines Wants You To Go MUFF Diving

So the latest amusing tidbit making it's way around the blogosphere this afternoon comes compliments of Spirit Airlines. In a recent website and email promotion, they invite you to take advantage of their "Many Unbelievably Fantastic Fares to Diving Destinations." This is then cleverly shortened to "MUFF to Diving Destinations." Hilarious, juvenile, sexually suggestive. All the things that make me a.) happy and b.) want to buy things. These are the kind of shenanigans that make the Internet such a wonderful place.

To top it all off, those Unbelievably Fantastic Fares? Well they weren't lying: we're talking $9 here, folks, to dozens of destinations in Florida, the Caribbean, and Central and South America. That's one hell of a deal. I suggest you take advantage of these fares quickly because they will likely sell like hotcakes. (Not to mention the fact that whoever decided it was a good idea to post something like this on their website, send out promotional emails, and Tweet about this shit is probably going to be fired before the day is out). Upper management will almost certainly not stand for this kind of tomfoolery, especially in today's overly sensitive and politically correct society.

So before it's too late, I invite you personally to MUFF to Diving Destinations. Also, let the record show that we beat Daniel Tosh to this juicy little story. Hey Tosh: MAKE A TV SHOW ABOUT THIS, BITCH!

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