Wednesday, January 6, 2010

December Tweets 1

Enjoy the lack of sorry-ness from December:

"Beer is the reason we get up each afternoon." -Ray McNeill @TuckerMax @jaeDC @phila_lawyer @Dolski28 #SFP #Beer
10:27 AM Dec 1st, 2009
Thought for #WorldAidsDay: since alcohol kills germs, it could be argued that #Beer is the undiscovered miracle cure for #AIDS
10:29 AM Dec 1st, 2009
"Anybody that can't get drunk by midnight ain't trying." -Toots Shor #wisdom #avoidthehangover
"A psychologist once said that we know little about the conscience- except that it is soluble in alcohol." -Thomas Blackburn #fact #SFP
10:25 AM Dec 8th, 2009

"I do not free base cocaine... well, errr..." #SFP #psa @jaeDC @phila_lawyer
Bored at work or in class? The funniest Facebook f*ck-ups courtesy of @thehuffpost Enjoy!
"Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts." -Finley Peter Dunne #SFP
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." -Henny Youngman #iaintafraidtosay"To some, it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!" -Dave Howell #SFP #igrewupon beer
ome secret beer fridge
This guy was definitely sorry RT @TFLN (818): he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small. #imsorry
This guy wasn't RT @TFLN (732): I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents. #imnotsorry
#SFP=Sorry for Punching: Bahaha, crazy guidos

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