Monday, December 14, 2009

November Tweets 1

Behold! All the unapologetic Tweeting (Twittering? Twattering? Twatting?) from the first half of November. Many apologies for the lack of posts over the past month! It's been one hell of a bender and unlike Fitzgerald, Hemingway, and Hunter S. Thompson, I write like shit when I'm intoxicated. Stay tuned for a number of posts in the next few weeks.

Best,
Unapologetic in D.C.

"Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer." -Frederick the Great
12:33 PM Nov 2nd
Southern children are not sorry for underage drinking: http://bit.ly/AO2yB #worldslargestoutdoorcocktailparty
1:34 PM Nov 2nd
Your choice of beer says more about you than you think: http://bit.ly/1rTUIw
5:28 PM Nov 2nd
"The human intellect owes its superiority over the lower animals to the stimulus which alcohol has given imagination." -Samuel Butler
9:53 AM Nov 3rd
"If a life of wine, women, and song get too much, give up the singing." #pragmatism @jaeDC @phila_lawyer @TuckerMax @dchappyhours
10:31 AM Nov 4th
Now you can know whose meat your're putting in your mouth: http://bit.ly/1k6Mid #tongueincheek #BlameDiddy
2:54 PM Nov 4th
"An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do." -Dylan Thomas @jaeDC @phila_lawyer @Dolski28
1:54 PM Nov 5th
What else can you say besides Sorry for Partying? http://bit.ly/3dCY8B #forkliftfail
3:02 PM Nov 5th
"I hate to advocate drugs, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." -Hunter S. Thompson #advicefortheweekend
10:48 AM Nov 6th
"I envy people who drink... at least they know what to blame everything on." -Oscar Levant @jaeDC @Dolski28
10:00 AM Nov 9th
"They who drink beer will think beer." -Washington Irving #bestfeeling #theheadlesshorsemanwasnotsorry @jaeDC
10:41 AM Nov 10th
“It is the hour to be drunken! To escape being the martyred slaves of time, be ceaselessly drunk." -Charles Baudelaire #bestfeeling
10:17 AM Nov 11th
Entertain yourself with the douchyness of total strangers! http://www.lookatthisdouchebag.com/ #mindlessdiversions
11:18 AM Nov 11th
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am." -John Squire
10:28 AM Nov 12th
"Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living." -Jean Kerr #butitdoesntstopusfromtrying
12:35 PM Nov 13th

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