Thursday, December 17, 2009

The Real Santa?

Little does this girl know this was the real Santa. Drunk, distressed, and somebody took his transportation away? Sound like another victim of the Recession. Santa is not immune, folks. I hope this incident brings attention to the fact that after we are done with GM and Chrysler, we need to bailout Christmas too. Click to magnify.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Our Unapologetic Christmas Tree

So festive, yet so fratty. We got a little bit creative with our decorating this year. See if you can top this:

A close-up:

Not our tree, but it deserved to be included in this post:

Send pics of your unapologetic trees (and monorahs and Kwanzaa bushes) to notsorryforpartying@gmail.com

Monday, December 14, 2009

November Tweets 2

The second half:

"I think this would be a good time for a beer." -FDR #ifonlytokillthishangover
3:03 PM Nov 16th
"History flows forward on rivers of beer." #TRUTH
3:05 PM Nov 19th
Be sure to check out David Cross' new book "I Drink for a Reason" http://www.amazon.com/I-Drink-Reason-David-Cross/dp/0446579483/ref #SFP
3:10 PM Nov 19th
"There's no absolutes in life- only vodka." -Mick Jagger #TGIF #SFP @jaeDC @Dolski28
11:08 AM Nov 20th
"A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the chemically-perfect food." -Queen Elizabeth I #royalrumble #SFP
9:52 AM Nov 23rd
"When I drink, I think; when I think, I drink." -Francois Rabelais #TRUTH #imthankfulfor
12:58 PM Nov 25th

November Tweets 1

Behold! All the unapologetic Tweeting (Twittering? Twattering? Twatting?) from the first half of November. Many apologies for the lack of posts over the past month! It's been one hell of a bender and unlike Fitzgerald, Hemingway, and Hunter S. Thompson, I write like shit when I'm intoxicated. Stay tuned for a number of posts in the next few weeks.

Best,
Unapologetic in D.C.

"Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer." -Frederick the Great
12:33 PM Nov 2nd
Southern children are not sorry for underage drinking: http://bit.ly/AO2yB #worldslargestoutdoorcocktailparty
1:34 PM Nov 2nd
Your choice of beer says more about you than you think: http://bit.ly/1rTUIw
5:28 PM Nov 2nd
"The human intellect owes its superiority over the lower animals to the stimulus which alcohol has given imagination." -Samuel Butler
9:53 AM Nov 3rd
"If a life of wine, women, and song get too much, give up the singing." #pragmatism @jaeDC @phila_lawyer @TuckerMax @dchappyhours
10:31 AM Nov 4th
Now you can know whose meat your're putting in your mouth: http://bit.ly/1k6Mid #tongueincheek #BlameDiddy
2:54 PM Nov 4th
"An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do." -Dylan Thomas @jaeDC @phila_lawyer @Dolski28
1:54 PM Nov 5th
What else can you say besides Sorry for Partying? http://bit.ly/3dCY8B #forkliftfail
3:02 PM Nov 5th
"I hate to advocate drugs, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." -Hunter S. Thompson #advicefortheweekend
10:48 AM Nov 6th
"I envy people who drink... at least they know what to blame everything on." -Oscar Levant @jaeDC @Dolski28
10:00 AM Nov 9th
"They who drink beer will think beer." -Washington Irving #bestfeeling #theheadlesshorsemanwasnotsorry @jaeDC
10:41 AM Nov 10th
“It is the hour to be drunken! To escape being the martyred slaves of time, be ceaselessly drunk." -Charles Baudelaire #bestfeeling
10:17 AM Nov 11th
Entertain yourself with the douchyness of total strangers! http://www.lookatthisdouchebag.com/ #mindlessdiversions
11:18 AM Nov 11th
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am." -John Squire
10:28 AM Nov 12th
"Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living." -Jean Kerr #butitdoesntstopusfromtrying
12:35 PM Nov 13th