Tuesday, November 10, 2009

October Tweets 2

And the second half:

"Occasionally he takes an alcoholic day." -Oscar Wilde

"I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me." -Winston Churchill
12:32 PM Oct 17th

"That a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." -G.B. Shaw
10:23 AM Oct 19th

"Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life."

Bus driver soaks kids at bus stop and is NOT sorry: http://bit.ly/16gbUN
9:50 AM Oct 20th

You think he was sorry? Not a chance: http://bit.ly/mGYqs 1:24, 2:59, 3:26, and 3:42 are priceless.
6:24 PM Oct 20th

"There can't be good living where there is not good drinking." -Benjamin Franklin
9:53 AM Oct 21st

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." -Dean Martin

"A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her." -WC Fields
9:51 AM Oct 23rd

RT @phila_lawyer @alexjmann "How to Drive Fast on Drugs While Getting Your Wing-Wang Squeezed & Not Spill Your Drink" http://bit.ly/2Z6H4k
3:05 PM Oct 23rd

"There's too much blood in my alcohol system."
12:10 PM Oct 26th

"Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and celebrate the good days." -Ancient Egyptian Proverb

#HappyHourisforAmateurs is more than just a great title; a truly unapologetic and entertaining tome. Congrats are due to @phila_lawyer

Bro refuses to quit partying http://bit.ly/xOf41 (and obviously is not sorry). This and other good stuff @TheOnion
1:21 PM Oct 27th

"He was a wise man who invented beer." -Plato #TRUTH
9:40 AM Oct 28th

Can your pets partake in the SFP lifestyle? Of course: http://bit.ly/yOewv #SFP
3:05 PM Oct 28th

"A drink a day keeps the shrink away." -Edward Abbey @phila_lawyer @jaeDC @McFaddensDC @dchappyhours @frattinghard #TRUTH #SFP
10:21 AM Oct 29th

"Everybody should believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink." #SFP

11:45 AM Oct 30th

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