Tuesday, November 10, 2009

October Tweets 1

Here are all the NotSFP Tweets from the first half of October. Enjoy!

If the act of using Twitter in the present is "Tweet" then shouldn't the grammatically correct past tense be "Twatted?" Just sayin'
10:38 AM Oct 1st

After 30 years, the Wisconsin Tourism Federation changes its acronym from "WTF" to "TFW." What the fuck is with that?
9:55 AM Oct 2nd

"Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it." #SFP #sophisticationasamindset
10:31 AM Oct 8th

RT @phila_lawyer Legalized Marijuana(n.)-Superficial recognition of what's been de facto accepted in sensible society for over three decades
11:12 AM Oct 9th

Today's thought: "I drink to make other people interesting." -George Jean Nathan
11:15 AM Oct 9th

Alligator to golfer: "Sorry for partying" http://bit.ly/RBTtq
2:28 PM Oct 9th

"Work is the curse of the drinking class." -Oscar Wilde
10:43 AM Oct 12th

A lot of publicity is going to @TuckerMax these days, but for something a little more nuanced check out @phila_lawyer. He's not sorry.
10:47 AM Oct 12th

These are the kind of Shirley Temple-drinking douche bags that I beat all the time in drinking games: http://www.brobible.com/Sto...
10:36 AM Oct 13th

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." -Frank Sinatra
11:50 AM Oct 13th

"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?" -WC Fields
10:42 AM Oct 14th

"The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober." -William Butler Yeats
9:52 AM Oct 15th

"Hindsight is 20/20. Foresight is beer goggles."
10:36 AM Oct 15th

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