Tuesday, October 13, 2009

September Tweets 1

Here are all the unapologetic Tweets from the first half of September. Enjoy!

Tuesday's thought: "Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to survive for days on nothing but food and water." -WC Fields
10:02 AM Sep 1st

UCF fans are not SFP: http://bit.ly/m7idq
1:29 PM Sep 1st

Wednesday's thought: "Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; for the best of life is but intoxication." -Lord Byron
10:25 AM Sep 2nd

Thursday's thought: "Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough." -Mark Twain
9:47 AM Sep 3rd

This is too good to be true! http://bit.ly/2Tor94
3:07 PM Sep 3rd

Friday's thought: "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy." -Tom Waits
9:49 AM Sep 4th

"No, I won't put my beer in a bag. I'll just use my vag." http://bit.ly/zN3At SFP!
9:50 AM Sep 4th

"I apologize for partying." -My sophisticated friend after swilling margarita from a thermos in a parking lot on Saturday afternoon.
1:43 PM Sep 8th

Me: "All you do is watch TV." Him, with beer in hand and surrounded by empties: "Well shit, that thing ain't gonna watch itself." SFP!
1:46 PM Sep 8th

Girl:"I think Im gonna break up w/my bf." Me: "You have a bf??" Girl:"Yea its okay, I'm gonna hook up w/u & call & apologize in the AM" SFP!
2:40 PM Sep 8th

@TFLN (412): fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life? (717): Winning.
5:15 PM Sep 10th

Welcome to the 23rd Century, people! http://www.tailgateapproved...
10:02 AM Sep 11th

Even better! Thanks J-Buff: http://www.margaritavilleca...
12:11 PM Sep 11th

Swayze - sorry for partying... and fighting: http://bit.ly/qLWQO
3:29 PM Sep 15th

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