Here are all the unapologetic Tweets from the first half of September. Enjoy!
Tuesday's thought: "Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to survive for days on nothing but food and water." -WC Fields
10:02 AM Sep 1st
UCF fans are not SFP: http://bit.ly/m7idq
1:29 PM Sep 1st
Wednesday's thought: "Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; for the best of life is but intoxication." -Lord Byron
10:25 AM Sep 2nd
Thursday's thought: "Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough." -Mark Twain
9:47 AM Sep 3rd
This is too good to be true! http://bit.ly/2Tor94
3:07 PM Sep 3rd
Friday's thought: "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy." -Tom Waits
9:49 AM Sep 4th
"No, I won't put my beer in a bag. I'll just use my vag." http://bit.ly/zN3At SFP!
9:50 AM Sep 4th
"I apologize for partying." -My sophisticated friend after swilling margarita from a thermos in a parking lot on Saturday afternoon.
1:43 PM Sep 8th
Me: "All you do is watch TV." Him, with beer in hand and surrounded by empties: "Well shit, that thing ain't gonna watch itself." SFP!
1:46 PM Sep 8th
Girl:"I think Im gonna break up w/my bf." Me: "You have a bf??" Girl:"Yea its okay, I'm gonna hook up w/u & call & apologize in the AM" SFP!
2:40 PM Sep 8th
@TFLN (412): fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life? (717): Winning.
5:15 PM Sep 10th
Welcome to the 23rd Century, people! http://www.tailgateapproved...
10:02 AM Sep 11th
Even better! Thanks J-Buff: http://www.margaritavilleca...
12:11 PM Sep 11th
Swayze - sorry for partying... and fighting: http://bit.ly/qLWQO
3:29 PM Sep 15th