Better late than never: the best NotSFP Tweets from August. Please enjoy responsibly.
I am definitely NOT Sorry For Partying.
3:38 PM Aug 11th
Can Texans be unapologetic like the rest of us? You betcha: http://bit.ly/z7YsI
12:17 PM Aug 21st
"If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms." - Mike "No I'm Not Sorry" Ditka
2:30 PM Aug 21st
How do you say Sorry for Partying in Spanish? http://bit.ly/10v8XQ
2:52 PM Aug 21st
An entertaining guy, despite his poverty and obvious mental deficiency: http://bit.ly/cQZZa
4:16 PM Aug 21st
Monday's thought of the day: "I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast." -WC Fields
10:15 AM Aug 24th
Him: "I met a 27-year-old who thinks I'm cool and wants to hang out, but I don't think she has any idea how old I am." Me: "Irrelevant."
10:18 AM Aug 24th
A great site for all those who appreciate the Bro lifestyle and are not sorry for partying: http://www.broslikethissite...
5:08 PM Aug 24th
Tuesday's thought of the day: "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -Benjamin Franklin
11:27 AM Aug 25th
Direct quote: "Last night I tried Everclear-infused whipped cream, $10 a can. Dude, it was strong and nuts." These are my friends.
1:58 PM Aug 25th
RT @TuckerMax http://twitpic.com/fdpog Priceless. T-Max=a true SFPer
9:52 AM Aug 27th
Not a partier: http://bit.ly/102vJS
5:05 PM Aug 30th
Monday's thought: "Well I woke up this mornin' and I got myself a beer." -Jim Morrison
11:22 AM Aug 31st